Top 10 Reasons Why I Don't Like Brass Players

10. They are stupid.
9. They don't know how to count.
8. They think they are the only people in the band.
7. They drown out all of those dang runs that the woodwinds play so prettily (is that a word?)
6. They don't have to play all those dang runs that woodwinds do.
5. They are arrogant.
4. They think they are pimps.
3. They are dorks.
2. They aren't really that good.

And the Number One Reason why I hate Brass Players
1. They are poopy.